President Donald Trump Holds First News Conference
September 29, 2015 - accent chair
(Transcript by Arnold Steinberg)
Jorge Ramos: President Trump, on your deportation plan…
President Trump: we didn’t call on you.
Jorge Ramos: we paint Univision. we have a right…
Trump: Excuse me. Wait until my lawsuit opposite Univision gets to a Supreme Court.
Jorge Ramos: By afterwards you’ll have your sister on a Supreme Court.
Trump: She’s smart, unequivocally smart. And she knows we adore women and I’m in preference of women’s health. Mexican women. All women. Sit down, or I’ll designate Ann Coulter U.S. Ambassador to Mexico.
Ramos: we have a question. What about your devise to expatriate eleven million or more…
Trump: Sit down, or a Secret Service will mislay you.
Ramos: I’m a entirely credentialed American citizen.
Trump: You have an accent. And you’ve never been good to me. Besides, Helen Thomas asks a initial question. Where’s Helen?
Reporter: Mr. President, she died scarcely 4 years ago.
Trump: While she was dying, we was formulating jobs. Politicians pronounce and talk. All she did was write and write, for sixty years, and she still could not means to buy a one bedroom section in my cheapest building. A loser. So since did she stop working?
Reporter: She pronounced Jews should leave Israel and go behind to Germany.
Trump: My counsel is Jewish. we like Jews. Many of them, usually like a Saudis, buy apartments from me. we can combine Jews and Arabs. we know how to do it! And a biggest Chinese bank is one of my tenants. we adore a Chinese. They adore me. Mel Gibson has a Trump condo, though many Jews work for me. Ivanka works for me. we adore Israel.
Reporter: Why do we feel that way, Mr. President?
Trump: Israel knows how to yield a veterans. And they have a wall. The Chinese built a best wall…so far. But no one builds a wall like Trump, you’ll see. It will be YOU-UUGE. And with a large acquire pleasing pathway for people who pronounce English and who review my book.
Reporter: Helen Thomas against Israel’s wall.
Trump: You see, anyone who is anti-wall goes down in a polls. Besides, is that a face we would wish to open any presidential news conference?
Reporter: For years, Mr. President, Helen was a UPI contributor who traditionally asked a initial question. Regardless of her looks…
Trump: Excuse me, though what if we had Carly Fiorina on ‘The View” responding a doubt from fat, nauseous Rosie O’Donnell who attacks beauty pageants? Carly is a pleasing woman, inside and out, I’ve pronounced that, though listening to Carly gives me a headache, looking during Rosie verges on a migraine. Look, with my YOU-UUGE estate we was means to buy many disgusting-looking New York politicians. we knew Congresswoman Bella Abzug, and satisfactory is fair: Megyn Kelly, you’re no Bella.
Reporter: Gloria Steinem doesn’t like your tone.
Trump: Christians are being beheaded. And she talks about my tone. Many reporters are horrible, terrible people. we never listened of Rich Lowry until he talked about my private parts. There will be no some-more questions unless reporters are good to me.
Reporter: But Mr. President, we contingency reason news conferences for a American people.
Trump: I’m going to boost ratings like you’ve never seen. We’re going to run commercials, with a income going to a vets. I’ll collect a Twitter lady to ask a opening doubt any news conference, because…
Reporter: Twitter doesn’t have reporters…
Trump: A Twitter lady will cover me. I’ll be means to say, ‘She has a good figure. If we were not president, we would be dating her.’
Reporter: Isn’t that sexist?
Trump: People are sleepy of domestic correctness.
Reporter: What about your marriage?
Trump: Before me, no one was inaugurated boss with A.D.D. That’s since we can cover so many subjects in thirty seconds. Ronald Reagan was great, we dignified him, and he dignified me. We were both divorced. And he was a initial divorced masculine to be president. I’m a initial twice-divorced masculine to be inaugurated president. Now, what do we do? When we get that 2AM call, do we wish to be high appetite or always with a same person? we could be a initial boss divorced while in office. Divorced people are not losers. we adore divorced people. And they adore me, if we know what we mean. Besides, many African-Americans are divorced. African-Americans are in my buildings, even as tenants, and they have no problems with a police.
Reporter: I’m from El-Jazeera and Arab lives matter.
Trump: Be satisfactory to me or I’ll buy your network and say, ‘You’re fired.’
Reporter: Would we be open to your inheritor being a Muslim?
Trump: The U.S. Constitution says no eremite test, unless of march a Muslim was an anchor baby. Muslims adore me. Muslim veterans in America know I’m on their side, if, of course, they served in a military. McCain was not good for veterans. Rick Perry was a veteran, and a V.A. prescribed eyeglasses to make him demeanour smarter. That was not priority. But we can’t have a First Lady wearing a hejib.
Reporter: You meant a hijab.
Trump: Burka, that word we know. That was a gotcha question. When a time comes, I’ll know some-more Arab difference than we ever will.
Reporter: When will that time come?
Trump: Timing is all in creation a deal. we don’t learn anything until there is ‘a need to know.’
Reporter: After your dual terms in office, will we support a Muslim, or not?
Trump: I’ll collect a right Muslim who respects my bequest — a best Persian carpet businessman we can find who prays 5 times a day on a request carpet that shows no signs of wear. Those people are good negotiators. They don’t need to review The Art of a Deal, but it will shortly be in Arabic, since Palestinians need it. They could have changed to Syria.
Reporter: What about a Koran?
Trump: I’m a Presbyterian.
Reporter: Many of a Palestinians are secular.
Trump: Even a Pope has sciatica. We’ll chuck chiropractors into a deal.
Reporter: Will we acknowledge some-more Arab masculine refugees now? They wish to leave France since they contend they are foul blamed for raping women who dress provocatively.
Trump: I’m going to send a beheaders behind and keep a good ones. And there are many good ones. Many, many good ones.
Reporter: How will we know a beheaders?
Trump: Why would we put my devise out there? we can contend this: San Francisco will not be a refuge city for beheaders. Of march we can’t tell we how we know this, though beheaders are removing Obamacare for carpel hovel syndrome, and we have a extensive series of unreported beheadings. They decapitate people who try to get a contribution out about a beheadings. Look, once we brand a beheader, we can keep out all 8 wives, and an normal of thirty-eight children. Think of all those income taxation exemptions we don’t have to provide.
Reporter: Let me ask we about taxation policy. You affianced to taxation sidestep account managers during unchanging rates, not a reduce collateral gains rate.
Trump: That practical usually to stocks. They can still deposit in genuine estate during elite rates and go broke 4 times, as we did, regulating a same law accessible to all Americans who can take advantage of it.
Reporter: Is this partial of your mercantile plan?
Trump: Absolutely, yield opportunity, not smallest salary jobs. Just like a approach we used venerable domain. If we like a square of property, give income to a politician, get a supervision to reject it, and buy it on a cheap.
Reporter: May we change a subject? Why are we still appropriation Planned Parenthood?
Trump: we pronounced during a discuss we would account it, and we would not. We’ve had foolish people using a country, foolish people during Planned Parenthood, and foolish reporters like you.
Reporter: You once pronounced we schooled about unfamiliar process from television. So let me ask…
Trump: Excuse me. Anyone can be knowledgeable, smooth and articulate, like Marco Rubio who due income to credit label companies. we am rich. Very, unequivocally rich. we was never briefed for any presidential debate. we will not change now. Wm. F. Buckley Jr. wanted to be governed by names during pointless from a write book and so permitted me before he died. we wish to be as uninformed as a American people. They wish a clever personality who does not need a teleprompter. The election’s charge is transparent – a boss who talks off a cuff, tide of consciousness, imprecisely and not rapt with consequences. People know I’m smart, unequivocally smart. We know that presidents who review daily CIA briefings do bad deals.
Reporter: You pronounced we would solve a problems with Russia by assembly with Putin.
Trump: we will contend this, Putin is high-energy, though people like him float horses in Central Park, with or though a shirt. we won’t give this has-been a time of day unless he releases a hostages.
Reporter: Russia doesn’t have any hostages.
Trump: They are holding Americans who know where Obama was born. we won’t do any understanding with Russia until we find out if Obama was innate in China or another nation ripping us off. And remember, John Kerry was 73 and roving a bicycle. That’s since a Iran understanding was a worst.
Reporter: What now?
Trump: We have a win-win situation, that’s a approach my deals work. we sent Henry Kissinger to see a Iranians. He didn’t contend anything, usually grunted and mumbled and shouted a Paris Vietnam accords from memory. But his mother Nancy used to work for Nelson Rockefeller, and a Rockefellers put a Shah in power. She is taller than Henry and also wears high heels. She even wore a burka. If we were a lady in my eighties, we also would wear a burka. That’s politically incorrect, we know. we adore women in their eighties. Anyway, she intimidated them to accept an total series of Mexican rapists who are here illegally.
Reporter: How many rapists?
Trump: Excuse me. Not usually rapists though also other bad people, unequivocally bad people who do bad things. Do we know these are not good people? The agreement provides they modify from Catholicism to Islam. Santorum is a Catholic. Huckabee is not a Presbyterian. They and a evangelicals will not conflict me on this, since we went to Sunday school. Chris Christie complains, since he was a choir boy. But he’s fat and was not molested. Scott Walker doesn’t care, since kinship membership will decline; he’s always unintimidated. Ben Carson is aboard, as prolonged as no Seventh Day Adventists with means hands are concerned in a deal.
Reporter: What do we get out of this?
Trump: Excuse me. We’re going to make America good again. I’m going to find all a kin of these rapists and bad people and also send them over to Iran for family reunification. we am for families. I’m a good person. Really nice. No one is for families some-more than this president. That’s since we have three. Family values.
Reporter: Throughout a choosing we pronounced a Bible was a many critical book to you, and we brought it with we when we spoke before devout groups. Now that you’re president, will we tell us any scripture that is suggestive for you?
Trump: we can never divulge this information since it competence be used by ISIS. we explained this during final week’s Congressional Prayer Breakfast. Obviously we are an amateurish reporter.
Reporter: Why in your initial residence did we contend that Congress is a dumbest in history?
Trump: we did not contend ‘in history’; we pronounced dumb, low-energy, lightweights who are hurtful lackeys of Wall Street special interests. You have to insult them to get anything done. If they don’t pass what we want, afterwards no White House tours for their constituents, no FBI tours, so commemoration pens. They strike me, we strike them back, twice as hard. we will not take critique unless we merit it. And we never do.
Reporter: What happened to a common honeymoon with Congress for a new president?
Trump: Honeymoons are for losers who owe income on tyro loans. we was initial in my category during Wharton.
Reporter: How can we have a equal with Congress?
Trump: Let’s face it — a lot of them are foolish people who don’t wish to be called stupid.
Reporter: But they have to paint their district or state….
Trump: we was so good to Marco Rubio, even with his low net worth, and he pounded me anyway. He was a clown, unfriendly even to Jeb Bush who was his mentor. They simulated not to hatred any other. You know it when we hatred someone. we am straightforward. Do we wish to feel my hair? we will be a biggest jobs boss that God ever created.
Reporter: Are we removing Ford to build a plant here instead of Mexico?
Trump: I’m articulate to them about a new Edsel hybrid plant in Wisconsin, that is vexed since Scott Walker was a terrible administrator and didn’t connoisseur from college. we can tell we this, off a record. we cut a understanding final night on a phone with VW to put a hulk plant, not in Mexico, though in Detroit. They will use untrained, inexperienced labor during reward hourly rates. In return, we betrothed that a strange designers of a Obamacare website will emanate new program to magnitude their diesel emissions, and VW will self-inspect during a Detroit site.
Reporter: What’s your foresee for mercantile expansion and a stagnation rate?
Trump: Excuse me. I’m not going to tell we my devise and let sidestep supports get allege word and make money.
Reporter: Now, about a future. You did not have a clamp presidential using mate…
Trump: Because, obviously, I’m irreplaceable. The Democrats ran a claimant for clamp boss since they didn’t have certainty in their nominee.
Reporter: But what if something happens to we now?
Trump: Ask Melania. we am in improved figure than anyone in Seal Team Six. And we’re not treating Navy Seal veterans properly. They lay for days in a same chair in a watchful room for an appointment with a alloy who doesn’t pronounce English. They wish a American dream – to live in a Trump Tower and use a high-tech gym.
Reporter: And what do we wish for your legacy?
Trump: we am rich, unequivocally rich. And smart, unequivocally smart. And a unequivocally good person. People don’t comprehend that. But we wish to be remembered for creation America good again. we have created a will that clearly says to whom we am withdrawal a presidency.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. President.